Here are some cars. I want them all. (My long lottery list) [Probably broke Kinja]

"Dsscats" (dsscats)
10/09/2014 at 01:13 • Filed to: None

Congratulations! You have won $500,000,000 in a lottery! You can buy whatever cars you want, but the only rule is that they must be purchased through Craigslist. Here's my list! (Hope I'm not Kinja'd)

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DISCUSSION (7)

Dsscats > Dsscats
10/09/2014 at 01:27

Now for explainations!

Roadmaster: It's an epicly clean wagon.

Datsun: It's an epic wagon with a modern turbo I4.

Chevelle: Do I really need to explain this one?

Hawkeye WRX: I don't know. It's pretty clean and I feel it would make a good DD.

Jetta Wagon: Holy crap. So much semi-legal trolling to be done. If only it was a manual TDI :(

Impreza 1: It looks relatively stock, but has a full STI drivetrain. Pretty awesome sleeper and a good looker too.

Impreza 2: A full 22B conversion is in your future....including RHD.

Dino: It's easily one of the most beautiful cars ever made. Ever.

Speedster: That top looks like an artist's hat, but it's so rare and won't depreciate any time soon. Plus it looks epic.

RUF 930: Period correct doesn't go far enough for this one. All the right aftermarket parts. Oh, and K-Roll bait

Superbird Convertible: So much trolling to be done, plus not bad looking.

996 GT2: I don't know, really. It looks good, it drives great, it's the unloved one....

930 #2: It's a brown 930. What more do you want, other than Euro bumpers.

Continental Mulliner: They made tons of these weird, small run editions of these. It looks decent, will probably hold some value, and has ALL THE TORQUES (650+ LB/FT)

White Testarossa: Who hasn't fantasized about living out their Miami Vice 80's fantasies in one of these.

C2 Corvette: It's a one-owner C2 on black steelies. What more do you want?

Testarossa 2: The 360 wheels turns this from 80's chic to an actual modern-ish design.

DBS: Who hasn't wanted to pretend they were Bond? Plus it has a proper 6 speed.

E Type: Yes, I know the coupe isn't as loved as the roadster, but it would be super fun to build a resto-mod out of.

Mercedes 600: "I shall live out my Chairman Margret Clarkson fantasies in this"

R34: Yes, it's not a GTR. Yes, it's not legal. BUT it's still a RHD Skyline with a manual, and I can just buy another with my lottery money if it gets taken.

Miata: This is probably one of the most simple, but best done Miatas I've ever seen, and the price isn't even crazy.

R32 GTR: This one is actually legal. Just register in AZ and give Fast and Furious fan boys accidents when you pull up to meets.

Supra: Remember those F&F fan boys? Imagine what will happen when you pull up in a 700 HP Supra

Viper: I've always loved the 2003-2008ish model years. Only the roadster, though. I kind of think of it as a massive, V10 Miata.

Phantom Coupe: GET OUT OF MY WAY, POOR PEOPLE.

SLS: WHEE, I'M AN EAGLE!!!!

R8: Something to take out to dinner and look classy in. And the R-Tronic is still a good box.

997: It has 700HP. It's yellow.

M6 GC: One of the prettiest sedans of all time. And an awesome daily driver to top everything off.

Gated Manual > Dsscats
10/09/2014 at 01:32

Kinja'd!!!

Awesome. Does this fall under the 2500 mile demo rule to be legal in the states?

Dsscats > Gated Manual
10/09/2014 at 01:40

Fuq. No. I'll type up an explanation some time, but.....

It's the show and display law. A car has to be pre approved by the NHTSA and you can get a car on the approved list if you can prove that it holds historical significance and there were less than 500 sold. Even then you're still only allowed to drive it ~2500 miles a year. This is neither historically significant nor has a production under 500 units.

I do believe, however, that the R34 Spec V early edition is on the list.

kaheff (L20E) > Dsscats
10/09/2014 at 06:01

Kinja'd!!!

Your list is utter shit! (just kidding...) The only car you will ever need is that lovely baby blue Mercedes 600. Such a dream car. Perfect car. Perfect colour.

Pretty rough shape but could very well be nice price.

Alex B > Dsscats
10/09/2014 at 07:10

This list is perfect.

Vicente Esteve > Dsscats
10/09/2014 at 07:33

That Jetta is seriously cool. I have to add it to my bucket car list or something.

66671 - 200 [METRIC] my dash > Dsscats
10/09/2014 at 16:53

lol who needs houses?